(laughs) You're pushing your luck, buddy.
But if you knew what was inside—if you knew the mess it makes of your life, the shame it brings, and the 'stink' it leaves behind—you wouldn't want anything to do with it. Don't let the packaging fool you. Just because it looks like a treat doesn't mean it isn't poop."
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(laughs) You're pushing your luck, buddy.
But if you knew what was inside—if you knew the mess it makes of your life, the shame it brings, and the 'stink' it leaves behind—you wouldn't want anything to do with it. Don't let the packaging fool you. Just because it looks like a treat doesn't mean it isn't poop."