But the umpire, a local poet who only spoke in haikus, stepped forward. He held up a hand.
In the early 2000s, kickball emerged as a favored "sport" for adults who often joked about being the kids who never dressed out for P.E.. hipster kickball
"Man, you just don't get it. We're not mocking kickball. We're honoring it. We're slowing it down. In a world of high-speed, algorithm-driven, optimized living, the big red ball is the last bastion of the analog. Now, are you going to kick, or are you going to keep asking questions?" But the umpire, a local poet who only
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Forget the "Charge!" trumpet or the organist. A hipster kickball game is scored by a DJ set that includes lo-fi hip hop beats, Japanese city pop, or a 14-minute ambient track about the desert.