Dropping alongside issue #12 is a satirical lifestyle product line:

First, a necessary correction: the widely searched term “john persons” refers to (yes, with an ‘s’), an underground comic artist who emerged from the early 2010s alt-comix scene. Persons built a cult following with his distinctive thick-line art, deadpan dialogue, and unapologetically adult themes — but with a satirical edge rather than pure shock value. His breakout series 2 Blondes launched in 2019 as a noir-parody about two platinum-haired anti-heroines, Cassie and Sunny, navigating a hyper-stylized city called Aurelia.