Beach Party Mummy Transcript Fix Official

DJ (Luca): Before you go — poll result: most voted for leaving a shell behind next time. Solid. Also, someone suggested a “mummy run” charity 5K on the beach. Ambitious, but I like it.

Maya: Important safety tip. No real medical supplies, friends. Scarves, linen strips from the craft store. Keep it breathable. Also: please don’t try to resurrect anything at the bonfire. That’s a different permit. beach party mummy transcript

"Well, you've come to the right place. We've got games, prizes, and plenty of bandages to go around... just kidding about that last one, or are we?" DJ (Luca): Before you go — poll result:

If you’ve landed on this page, you are likely part of a niche but passionate corner of the internet searching for the exact wording of one of the most bizarre, hilarious, and oddly specific pieces of online dialogue in recent memory: the . Ambitious, but I like it