Cheshire Cat Monologue !free! Access

Since the Cat appears and disappears, the actor must use .

You see, the trouble with madness is that everyone thinks they’re the exception. “I’m not crazy,” they say — which is precisely what the mad say, isn’t it? Oh, but don’t look so alarmed. We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. How do I know you’re mad? Because you’re here. You must be. Otherwise, you’d have never found this place. Cheshire Cat Monologue

Would you like a shorter version (30 seconds), a darker adaptation, or one tailored to a specific character dynamic (e.g., Cat speaking to the Hatter or the Queen)? Since the Cat appears and disappears, the actor must use

"Good morning; or is it afternoon?... That depends a good deal on where you want to get to... We’re all mad. I’m mad. You’re mad... Do you play croquet with the Queen today?" Oh, but don’t look so alarmed